MAGAnesium

Family Fun with MAGAnesium!

  • Make your own MAGAnesium at home - fun for the whole family!
  • Order sticker kits now and get creative with mason jars
  • Fill with your favorite treats and share with friends
  • Perfect remedy for those suffering from TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome)
MAGAnesium Sticker Kit
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Healing is in reach

Ingredients guaranteed to restore 'Murica

Ingredient% Daily Value
Patriotium (Pure Freedom)110%
Capitalism Crystals110%
COVfefe Extract110%
Wallfortium (Border Strength)110%
Winning Powder110%
Media Rejection Complex110%
Libertarianium110%
Truthium (Unfiltered)110%
Common Sense Sodium110%
American Dream Essence110%
Drain the Swamp Root110%

Other Ingredients: Freedom Flakes, Covfefe Oil, Proudbiotics, Trumpcare Coating, Border Sealant.

All natural ingredients

MAGAnesium - Nutrition Facts

Serving Size: 1 Pill | Servings Per Container: 1776

USA USA USA

Made in God's Country

Quailty ingredients, quailty results. All of our ingredients are 100% American made.

1776

Original Recipe

Bottled by patriots, for patriots. Passed down from generation to generation.

Factories

Factories coming online

Factories are coming online in all 50 states to meet the demand of MAGAnesium.

History tells the story

Trusted by patriots.

Thanks to MAGAnesium, we’re restoring the strength and integrity of the nation.

George Washington

First President

MAGAnesium is the light at the end of the tunnel.

Harriet Tubman

Train Conductor

MAGAnesium is the future of energy.

Thomas Edison

Inventor

Building things with MAGAnesium has given me strength and confidence.

Rosie the Riveter

Symbol of Strength

You think i grew up in the age of technology? I tell you, it's a wonder i can even write this with my own two hands.

Mark Twain

Writer

Ya know what's good? MAGAnesium. It's good for you.

Uncle Sam

Recruiter

Spread the MAGAnesium Magic!

Order your at-home MAGAnesium sticker kits now! Perfect for adding to your own bottles and sharing with friends suffering from TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome).

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